Cigarettes on a plane.

A German entrepreneur plans to launch the world's first smokers' airline next year, promising a return to the times before planes became smoke-free zones."

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/europe/5121786.stm

http://smintair.com/

It doesn't look like it will be cheap, since it will cater to business class passengers willing to pay extra. And that it plans to have the planes run from Germany to Japan. But being able to get drunk, while chain smoking on a plane. Seems like a stress free way to fly. The purpose of flight attendants and food. Is to distract you from the fact that you are in a metal tube going around six hundred miles an hour.

Fresh not recirculated air will be pumped into the cabins.